Want jokes
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
I want to cream, rn.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.