Want jokes
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.