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Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.