Want jokes
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.