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Sex

    • Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

    Girlfriend: No.

    Boyfriend: Why?

    Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

    Boyfriend: No, I don't.

    NEXT MINUTE

    The man could hear banging.

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    • Marriage

    • Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

    Son: A ugly girl.

    Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

    Son: A pretty one might run away.

    Dad: So an ugly one might too.

    Son: Yeah, but who cares?

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    • Diabetes

    • When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

    Racist

    • America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

    White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

    The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

    1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

    Hair

    • My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

    And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

    Poem

    • By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

    Man

    • 3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

    Cow

    • Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

    A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

    Blonde

    • A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"

    The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."

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    • Idiot

    • RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

    Richard: What????

    Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

    Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

    Rick: Oh I will.

    *It was the day March 21st*

    *9 Days later*

    *March 31st*

    Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

    *one day later*

    *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

    Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

    BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

    *Richard*

    *oh he's the dumbass*