Want jokes
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!