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What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.