Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna Jokes
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
