Wanna jokes
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?