Wanna jokes

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!

Wanna know something funny?

- Women's rights.

Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?

There are 20 8 year olds.

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."