Wanna jokes
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.