There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Wanna Jokes
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
