Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
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What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
