Walker jokes

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

These are all of my terrible jokes.

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright, but the reception was amazing.

A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says, "Does this taste funny to you? I'm joking of course!"

Dejamoo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor "I can't feel my legs." The doctor said, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says, "Dam!"

A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out for a "small medium at large."

A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh.

A priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart.

I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis.

A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart.

Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels were a lie.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck.

Why couldn't the dinosaur break the wall? I don't know. I'm asking you.

Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker? She has dementia.

There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It's an owl it can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Who's Paul Walker's close friend?

Tree.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

Freya Walker is a feminist.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?