Walker jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Paul Walker.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.