Walker jokes

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Paul Walker.