Walker jokes

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.