Walker jokes

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.