Walker jokes

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.