Walker jokes

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"