Walker jokes

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Why is Paul Walker a walker?

To let people know he isn't a driver.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.