Walk jokes
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
So I was walking.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."