Wait Jokes

How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually

Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet

Oh wait I forgot

Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!

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"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"

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My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?