One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
