Burnout jokes

What is the biggest fear of firefighters?

Burnout at work.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

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