Burnout jokes

What is the biggest fear of firefighters?

Burnout at work.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!