Burnout jokes

What is the biggest fear of firefighters?

Burnout at work.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!