Vs jokes
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.