Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.