Vs jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.