Vs jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.