Vs jokes
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.