Vs jokes
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.