Vs jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
BLM British Lives Matter.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.