Uma thurmans optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
My friend is blind so he can nosy
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant super-vision".
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
My friend is blind. So he always says he cannot nazi .
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
