Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
I can see my future in your forehead
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
Who is the blindest person in the world
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
