J0K35
in Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road…

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck’s opening, and was never seen again… The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said…" The chicken crossed the road…" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit…)

Comments (14)

Oh btw, i made a mistake. If the kid was blind, then why did he see the chicken? (my mistake lol)

shut up rn

What

if ya dont like it, dont hate

bro you've got 1 like ur joke is trash

i can hate all i want because ur joke was terrible

I hate reddit

reddit king leave him alone he is just being reddit

thx hate reddit

That was freaking hilarious 😂😆😅🤣

Loved it! Btw bullys leave him alone!

that joke stupid and sucks eye don't see the humor

sucked ass sucked so much ass it turned into a pisspoor ass joke