Virus jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Community talk
yo guy's I finally got this wave browser virus out of my pc just by sleeping lmao
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