why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What is the American virus? diabetes.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Like if you are scared of Covid 19
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
