Virus jokes
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Covid-19 or Rona
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."