What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
