COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
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Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
