What if your Corona test is neutral?
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
AIDS?
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
