Scan memes

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!