I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you donโt get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
