Violence jokes
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"