Violence jokes

Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.

A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."

So I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.