Violence jokes
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...