Violence jokes

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.