Violence jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Slay.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.