Violence

Violence jokes

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

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  • My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

    What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

    Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.

    The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!