Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!