Violence

Violence jokes

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.