Violence jokes
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Slay.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."