Violence jokes
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
X is for X-treme shooting!
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.