Violence

Violence Jokes

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

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My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."