I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Violence Jokes
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
X is for X-treme shooting!
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
