Violence

Violence jokes

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."