How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.