Video Game jokes

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

"1v1 me bitch!"

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Creeper?

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

Fortnite

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

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