Video Game jokes
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Anyone play Roblox?
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Pokemon
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Mario (DYM 150).
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!