Video Game jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Pacman
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.