Video Game jokes
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Anyone play Roblox?
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Pokemon
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!