Video Game jokes
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Doom is eternal.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!