Video Game jokes
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
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In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Gaming, uh?
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
When red do be sus, though.