Video Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!