Video Game jokes
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Landing Greasy Grove.
Memes
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Sus
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When red do be sus, though.
"Among Us" tea water.