Video Game jokes
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Landing Greasy Grove.
Memes
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Sus
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.