Video Game jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Sans Undertale.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.