Video Game jokes

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

"1v1 me bitch!"

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

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Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).