Video Game jokes
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!