Video Game Jokes

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Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

No more puns Sans

The image shows Papyrus, a skeleton character, with a threatening expression, holding a gun.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.