Video Game jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

"1v1 me bitch!"

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!