Video Game jokes

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

Sans

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Tilted Towers is gone.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Me playing a game...

What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.

Like if that was good.

Fortnite

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

"1v1 me bitch!"

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.