How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
