Video Game jokes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Sans
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
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How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.