Video Game jokes

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?

The joystick.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

What's a goat's favorite video game?

Mario Goat Cart!

Your Fortnite win rate.

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

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Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Fortnite