"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Video Game Jokes
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Your Fortnite win rate.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
gamer
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Fortnite
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
