Video Game jokes

Creeper?

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!

BOOMSHACKALATA!

Toby Fox.