Video Game jokes
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Creeper?
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.