Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Pacman
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Tilted Towers is gone.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Weedle will make you high.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
