Victim jokes
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I'm a rapist.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.