Victim jokes
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.