Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
