Victim

Victim jokes

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.