Victim

Victim jokes

Rape

  • Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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    Rape

  • So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

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  • Hypocrisy

  • Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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    Domestic Violence

  • I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

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    Rape victim

  • What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

    Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

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    Woman

  • Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

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  • Rapist

  • 90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

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    Rapist

  • What's the difference between me and a rapist?

    He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

    She was just 7 years old.

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  • Kill

  • What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

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    Taco

  • One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

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