Victim jokes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.