Victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Don't bully.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."