What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
