Victim jokes
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.