I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Who're the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Don't bully.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
