Victim

Victim jokes

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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  • There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

    *At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

    Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

    I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

    What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

    "You are a consequence of rape!"

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  • Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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  • Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.