Victim

Victim jokes

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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  • There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

    *At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

    Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

    I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

    What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

    "You are a consequence of rape!"

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  • Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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  • Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

    What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

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