Victim jokes
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.